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officialfrenchtoast:

my mood depends entirely on my internet speed

miranduh-cosgrove:

gothqirl:

can we address the elephant in the room

its really rude to talk about girls like that 

miranduh-cosgrove:

gothqirl:

can we address the elephant in the room

its really rude to talk about girls like that 

(Source: untrustyou)

spookyassniall:

"hey since you’re up can u-"

*sits down*

(Source: rapniall)

homosaxual:

funimationentertainment:

what if doorbells went dong ding instead of ding dong

don’t say something like that

gayleaf:

victorias secret 

victorias rumour

victorias regret

:(

demoncest:

i really hate this ‘ur other half is out there somewhere u just gotta meet them’ like fuck off im not incomplete im a whole person and i dont need anyone to ‘complete me’ the only thing i need is a pizza and not ur shit bye

(Source: crevmpie)

uglyh:

I’m really jealous of girls with cute laughs because it’s probably such a turn off when a guy tells a joke and I start making seal noises.

(Source: majesty)

ohdamnthosecheekbones:

sheisdrawntothefire:

Fun Fact: I am VERY bad a hydrating myself. If I ever die unexpectedly it’s probably because I just forgot to drink water for a week. 

Hail hydration

dulect:

no need to thank me

your credit card will do

choochietrain:

tumblr more like dumblr

(Source: sidegrl)

starlightinherveins:

monocleenterprises:

unbalancedfox:

g0ggles:

When people in movies run directly away from the train / boulder / truck / etc instead of just like, taking two steps to the side of it

OH NO A GIGANTIC TREE FALLING OVER *runs away directly along its length*

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Bucky knows what’s up

He is the future

(Source: hama0n)

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lookingfor-thefaultinour-towns:

pizza-dome:

theevermysteriousowl:

LOSING MY SHIT

im gunNA VOMIT

"Of course you have left overs that looks fucking gross" I LOST IT THERE

(Source: the-fearless-tall-dude-killer)